We're finally going to play in SFL

And we're getting our start with a bang! We'll be playing at Eddie Fishbowl's with THE ENIGMA! Yeah, you know the enigma, the guy with the puzzle piece tattoos all over his body and horns and a forked tongue. The sideshow performer who's been on the x-files and whatnot.

He'll be rocking a live performance and we have the pleasure of opening for him!

He'll also be tattooing people at Tattoo Artistry in Cape Coral during the day from noon to 8pm. So come on down, get a tattoo from the enigma and then go watch an AMAZING rock show put on by CLG and The Enigma Electric Acid Theatre.

Monday, October 12th. Check the flyer or our shows listings for more info.

Mullets and Moustaches EP Review on the Sludge Swamp Blog...

Everyone go to The Stoner Sludge Swamp Blog and check out the review that cheeto did for our current EP. Mega props for the kind words!

If you don't have a copy yet, get ahold of us and get your hands on one!

I shot the sheriff

I have been informed that the track listing for the new "Mullets and Moustaches EP" is not listed here on our website. Well, in case you don't have it:

1. I'd Rather Booby Screw A Walrus
2. Vegetarian Homeless People
3. Jeebus Ate My Matchbox
4. Midnight Rider
5. Have Another Popover, Froggy!

Thanks to everyone for coming out to the last few shows. They've been a lot of fun. We're not playing out again until October 15th. We'll hopefully have a few new songs to play for you by then.
We're gonna be taking it a bit easy on the show front while we work on the full length album. It's shaping up to be quite bad ass.
That's all for now.

September 18th, are you ready?

Tell your friends, help us promote this show! We wanna see EVERYONE out at this party!


Also, have you signed up for our mailing list? All kinds of goodies to be had simply by joining.

We are awesome.

Street Team!

Go here and add our street team to your friends list. Help us out, flyer, attend private shows, etc. Lots of cool stuff to be done!

Also, tonight, Thursday August 20th at The Haven. Be there!

promo whore

yup

first of all, thank you so much to everyone who came out and made the House of Blues show on Saturday such a great success. You guys are amazing.

Next, and more importantly, THE NEXT SHOW!



Be there!

Help Confused Little Girl record our new album!

Spread the word! Copy and paste this code into your page to display the Feed The Muse widget.

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SHAMPOO YOUR BEARDS!

Video Whoring

HOUSE OF BLUES JULY 11TH!

All you gotta do to get free tickets is email us with your name, address, and how many tickets you want. Click the link and message us on myspace to make it even EASIER!
It's gonna be a bad ass show.

Oh, and if you're not following us on twitter already, you should be: @bastardsofrock

DO IT! NOW!

Tour update

So our tour starts on Thursday. Gonna be awesome. We're all so damn stoked. We hope you are too. Hopefully a few of you that read this will make your way to one of the shows. 

The show in Dalton, GA was cancelled. So now instead, we'll be playing in Spartanburg, SC at Groun Zero, one of our absolute favorite venues. Oh, and even better, we'll be opening up for the very bad ass RED RIVER REVIVAL!! For those that don't know, Red River Revival is Dave, the singer formerly of Artimus' Pyledriver's new project. It also features Kevin Bond from Superjoint Ritual. Gonna be sexy.

See you on the road.

Hemisaurus is off the tour

So everyone knows. We're still going on tour. Hemisaurus isn't on the tour anymore though. We'll be flying solo. 

TWITTER! Follow us @bastardsofrock so's you can keep up with all our wacky on the road hijynx.

Tour Dates

Mark it on your calendars, kids. CLG is hitting the road. Here's the tour dates:

Thursday, April 30th - Doozer's Pub - Jacksonville, FL w/Hemisaurus and Baker Act

Friday, May 1st - The Sentient Bean - Savannah, GA w/Hemisaurus

Saturday, May 2nd - Reggie's - Wilmington, NC w/Hemisaurus and Spring Break 1931

Monday, May 4th - The Red & The Black - Washington, DC w/Hemisaurus, Ol' Scratch and Old Crow

Tuesday, May 5th - The East End Cafe - Newark, DE w/Hemisaurus

Wednesday, May 6th - TBA - Baltimore, MD w/Hemisaurus and Old Crowd

Thursday, May 7th - Drip's Coffee House and Brewery - Hickory, NC w/Hemisaurus, US Christmas, Darsombra, Dark Castle, and STINKING LIZAVETTA...ALL AGES!

Friday, May 8th - The Venue - Dalton, GA w/Hemisaurus, Out of Body, Dyiast, TBA ALL AGES

Friday, May 9th - TBA - Orlando, FL

Make sure you come out and show us some love, buy us some whiskey, buy some merch, etc. It's gonna be good times. 

Also, are you following us on twitter yet? If not, you should be!

http://www.twitter.com/bastardsofrock

We suck at updates

Lots of shows, lots of shows indeed. Tour April 30th - May 9th with Hemisaurus. It's gonna be awesome. We have lots of new songs. 

In the meantime, you should go to our myspace and get yourselves up to date on when we're playing nearest you and whatnot. 

For the Orlando crowd:

March 26th - Central Station Rock Bar

April 2nd - The Haven

April 6th - Will's Pub WITH OL' SCRATCH!!!!

Good times. Lots of new things. We'll update this more often. Promise.

Blah..

So we've got a new guitarist. 2 guitarists are the way to go. Mike Mattini has taken the unfortunate task of putting up with our retarded asses. Tour IS HAPPENING! April 30th - March 13th up and down the east coast. Expect a crazy name for it soon. Thus far it's Confused Little Girl and Hemisaurus, but there will be a 3rd act on the package. Expect another announcement on that soon. 

Meantime come to this show, it's going to rock harder than anything else going on for a Tuesday night. I expect to see all you motherfuckers rockin as hard as you can with us.

Shows, Stuff, fun!

First off, you can catch us live this Saturday, January 17th at Jack Rabbits in Jacksonville, FL. If you can make it out, you should. It's going to be a lot of fun. 

Here's the address for you kids to Mapquest with your crazy new fangled technology.

1528 Hendrix Ave 
Jacksonville, Florida 32207

Next up, we've got a lot of cool stuff. This blog which you should subscribe to. We're on twitter. And we're also now on flickr. 

www.flickr.com/photos/bastardsofrock

Do it up people. Show your love for us as much as you can in as many places as you can.